I’m in need of a mother lovin third to join my game of evil apples let me know if you’re interested!!
take me to a museum. kiss me on the steps. shove the Mona Lisa up my ass
that is illegal
when my dad was in college he had a friend who told a girl he’d take her on a date unlike any other she’d ever been on and so he took her to the supermarket to watch the lobsters fighting in the lobster tank
they’re married now